Alexandra Burke is a "singer" and the former "girlfriend" of a "footballer" named Angus (of course). Have you ever seen anyone more Angus than that? She has a new fashion line (sure why not) called, "Look at my Tits". The empty stare proves it'll be a hit with the young kids of today.
I tried to warn you about these D-List assholes being everywhere during this week but you wouldn't listen, and so this is what you get.
