Saturday, December 5, 2020

Britney Spears is Drowning

Everybody relax, Britney Spears is releasing a new single! Didn't you know she still records music? It's called "Swimming in the Stars", so not only is she releasing a new single, she's 40 years old and releasing singles aimed at high school sophomores. Once again I'll ask... She's young(ish), attractive, rich, why not just stop all of this madness and buy a ranch in Montana and ride horses all day? Do you really want to be remembered for Swimming with the Stars? Go out on top.  I know that was 114 years ago but you had a good run