Amber Turner, another British reality show bimbo went to the beach and tried to not get wet. British people seem to spend a lot of time in Dubai, I wonder what the deal is. Cheap flights? Ease of access? Greece too. Maybe it's the British equivalent of going to Florida or something. "Jump in the car kids we're going to the place that commits war crimes and violates everyone's human rights! But don't worry it's warm!"
I hate to break this to you but I'm going to lean pretty heavily into this kind of thing for the next probably week or 10 days because the week between Christmas and the New Year is prime time for these nitwits to get their pictures published everywhere because the real celebrities are doing other things. Like visiting their families or Satan or whoever else made their careers possible. So you're going to get a lot of pictures of blonde tits, mostly near, but never actually in water.
