Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Cardi B. License to Do Nothing


 Cardi B doesn't have a driver's license. I just thought that it was weird that an adult human in America in 2020 (soon 2021) doesn't have a driver's license. Maybe because she's from New Yawk (I think) and they take a train everywhere. Or a taxi. I can see her jumping into a car with a hard bitten, seen-it-all cabbie saying something like, "I'm being followed can you lose them" and he says, "I sure can bub", or maybe "GET ME TO THE TRAIN FAST" and the cab driver floors it for six feet and they're stuck in traffic so she gets out and runs, her fingernails flapping in the wind for 11 feet before she's stuck in a human traffic jam on the sidewalk. Just go get your license you can't drive your hoop earrings everywhere.