It was Kaley Cuoco's husband Karl Cook's birthday on Christmas Day. Normally I wouldn't write about a non-famous spouse as they didn't exactly ask for the attention outright, but just look at that fucking nerd. What a nerd. What was he doing, brewing up some patchouli oil? Maybe tie-dying a shirt in the sink? Are you planning on following what's left of the Grateful Dead around? Fucking loser. I guarantee 100% if you got stuck talking to that guy at a party you'd have to hear about communism. Or at the very least Socialism. And probably while he's wearing an $11,000 watch his "wife" gave him for his birthday.
