Monday, December 21, 2020

Maren Morris Hides in Her Closet


 Maren Morris is cancelling her 2021 tour because of Covid, in case you had plans to go see her in concert. Although why you'd do that is really none of my business...

'Hi Darlings, there is so much hope with this vaccine being distributed in 2021, but we are still unsure of when we will be able to do the tour next year. 

With the prospect of, yet again, rescheduling half of the dates already becoming a reality, I have decided to cancel the RSVP tour,' the singer explained before adding that customers with tickets will receive 'a full refund from the point of purchase.

'I am in the midst of working on my third record, so I hope we all can come together and enjoy live shows safely again soon.'

'Love you so much, M,'

Whatever. I wouldn't know Maren Morris if she showed up to play a concert in my garage, so she can cancel this because of Covid or for fear of flaming monkey attacks for all I give a shit. Based on the fact that she's from Texas I assume she's a country singer so I'd guess it's a lot of songs about being a strong independent woman, what kind of house she wants (one with a picket fence and a lot of room for kids), and trying to get her rodeo boyfriend to quit drinking or whatever it is they do. See you in 2021 Maren. Or more likely, not.